I have something in my pants...

Conversation in the car between Whit and Owen on Friday:

"I have something in my pants Mummy.

Umm, you don't say...

"Yes, Daddy has one too but his is bigger!

Umm, I'm sure that's true but...

"Yes, it's a big hole in the knee of my jeans!

Oh my, well yes that's absolutely true. (Whew!)